I need yall to read the comments. Do yourself that favor. My readers have become some of my fave things about the internet because they lack ALL sense. Someone said "It’s a sadness texturizer with a desperation pomade, all held together with a self-hatred hairspray." I DON DIE!
I’m cold. You’re cold. We’re all cold. The word “cold” is freezing. But it’s Spring and this is ri-damb-diculous. Where is security??? Winter needs to be escorted out since it doesn’t want to leave on its own free will. This is why I am here with this sternly-worded letter. I am advocating for warmth.
I am tired. I have no more fight left in me. My spirit is weak and my UGG boots are spoiled. I DON TIRE O! All I have to give you is my dignity but I think you took that in January when I had to put on 3 pairs of pants, 4 pairs of socks, 2 sweaters, 2 hats, 3 gloves and one giant NorthFace coat to be remotely warm. I have nothing left, Winter and like TLC said, I ain’t too proud to beg. Please go.
There’s a Change.org petition asking that Michael Vick be banned from the Jets practice field. We know that what he did was TERRIBLE but didn’t he do his time? It’s gon be 2050 and some white folk are STILL gon be mad at him. “Remember when he fought and killed them dogs?”
There are genocides (of humans) going on in the world AS WE SPEAK that folks aren’t bothered about but y’all wanna still be mad about these dogs. There are athletes in the NFL who have raped women and they’re still HUT HUTTING in peace. THIS is the battle you wanna fight, though? Oh ok. (-___-)
He’s served time, paid fines and did community service. Folks must want him to time travel to the past and delete what he did because anything short of that seems to be unforgivable.