February 2011
thatweirdqueer asked: I dont know if you have a kid or not but do you run Boogie Chronicles? That shit slays, I stay lmao.
January 2011
Grammar Police
Boogie: Oh, mommy! Today I saw some gooses...
Me: Geese
Boogie: What's a geese?
Me: Geese is plural for goose.
Boogie: What's a plural?
Me: It means more than one. Just one is singular. So one goose. Several geese.
Boogie: *blank stare*
Boogie: I'm 4 years old and I was just trying to tell you a story!
*walks away shaking his head*
Boogie: Grandpa! I have a story to tell you about Gooses!
Join Me and Rock the Red Pump! →
Boogie Chronicles →
New Tumblr by Bassey to record Boogie’s antics. Yes. Not following it means you’re losing.
Boogie Chronicles: Bieber Fever
Watching the UNCF tribute to Chaka Khan. They announce El DeBarge.
Me: Oh! I like him!
Boogie: Is that Justin Bieber's dad?
Me: No. That's El DeBarge.
Boogie: ooooh... His uncle.
Me: No.
Boogie: His brother?
Me: Listen. He has nothing to do with Justin Bieber!
*long pause*
Boogie: Are they friends?
(Follow the new Boogie Chronicles tumblr)
YES FOLLOW!!!
"Only God can judge me"
is the motto of hoodrats. They got it as their favorite quotes on Facebook and use it as an excuse to live life recklessly.
Watchkindredsmile:
tumblrisforlulz:
enticeandindulge:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
I felt like I was directing an epic movie title sequence.
HOW.
The Cross We Bear
vandalyzm:
…this message came right on time.
shampainwishes:
The Cross Walk of Life
We complain about the cross we bear but don’t realize it is preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot.
Wow.
spicyrayofcreolesunshine asked: LOL @ your jail post. My cousin is in jail and has facebook. They dont actually get to be "online" but if you write to them, someone proofreads the message and gives it to them. Then they tell the same person the response and it goes from there. They dont get to chat n play farmville n shit but basically these fools in jail with secretaries n shit.
They Got Facebook In Jail? This Inmate’s Profile... →
Follow me upon yonder Twitters, lest thy be... →
Fake Maya is the reason for EVERYTHING!!! YESSSS!!!
blackingitup:
[PODCAST] Blacking It Up #20 -...
One of my biggest flaws
I overthink EVERYTHING.
I need to work on just letting things be.
Learning to receive: 5 steps to opening up →
notesonascandal:
Editor’s Note: This is a contribution by Karen Mead
“We must never forget that it is through our actions, words, and thoughts that we have a choice.” -Sogyal Rinpoche
I grew up deep in the “Bible Belt” in Texas and along with that came the teaching that certain beliefs were never to be questioned. This kept life simple and reduced choices but it also left me with the...
New York Fashion Week Internship Opportunity--How...
thesassypeach:
Bear with me as this is a heavily worded post but it’s awesome and I need your help!
I have been selected as an intern (along with 9 others) for New York Fashion Week next month! This opportunity came along via Fashion and Wardrobe Stylist, Charles Wade. Myself and my fellow interns will shadow and intern with professionals in our field of interest. We will learn about the...
World Star Hip Hop has been shut down
And NO dambs were given by me on THIS day. (-__-)
Snooki is a NYTimes Bestselling Author. *faints* →
Boogie Chronicles: Quick!
Uncle is over and Boogie is showing him his t-shirt. It's a one-eyed monster eating the Capitol building. Don't ask.
Boogie: Look, Uncle Patrick. It's a monster on my shirt.
Patrick: ooooh! I'm scared of monsters.
Boogie: No no! It's not real! It's just on m shirt! Don't be scared. I'll go take it off!
*runs downstairs to find me*
Boogie: Quick! I need a shirt that won't scare Uncle Patrick! No dinosaurs though. If he's scared of monster, I don't know what will happen if he sees a dinosaur.
