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Something's On Jermaine Jackson's Scalp and It's a Mystery

I need yall to read the comments. Do yourself that favor. My readers have become some of my fave things about the internet because they lack ALL sense. Someone said "It’s a sadness texturizer with a desperation pomade, all held together with a self-hatred hairspray." I DON DIE!

Something’s On Jermaine Jackson’s Scalp and It’s a Mystery

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Dear Winter, You've Overstayed Your Welcome. Please Go.

I’m cold. You’re cold. We’re all cold. The word “cold” is freezing. But it’s Spring and this is ri-damb-diculous. Where is security??? Winter needs to be escorted out since it doesn’t want to leave on its own free will. This is why I am here with this sternly-worded letter. I am advocating for warmth.

Dear Winter,

I am tired. I have no more fight left in me. My spirit is weak and my UGG boots are spoiled. I DON TIRE O! All I have to give you is my dignity but I think you took that in January when I had to put on 3 pairs of pants, 4 pairs of socks, 2 sweaters, 2 hats, 3 gloves and one giant NorthFace coat to be remotely warm. I have nothing left, Winter and like TLC said, I ain’t too proud to beg. Please go.

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Dear Winter, You’ve Overstayed Your Welcome. Please Go.

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Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie is a queen!
zoeyandjasper:

Holla back! xoxo Zoey and Jasper

This cuteness has slayed me. I am slayed. I cannot deal. CANNOT!

Mimi Faust Lost But the Shower Rod Won

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Velvet’s Fune and the Sound of Petty: RHOA Season 6 Finale Recap

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You Can’t Outdo Black People: Soul Train Edition

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