Luvv Divine

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(via Whose Old Babe is This? | Awesomely Luvvie)
I have SO many questions and not enough answers.
a. Who is he talmto on that phone? Is it his ride from the airport? Does the person know he’s showing up looking like a geriatric call girl who lost his weigh (yes weigh)?
2. Why is that bustier holding on for dear life? How did it even clip to begin with, especially since it clearly wasn’t made in his size? Those titanium clasps are like “HELL NAWL, WE WON’T GO!”
III. Is that a bodysuit? Does that shirt clasp at the crotch? I don’t know where it ends. Maybe it’s under the girdle. I’m confused. But that upside down muffin top he got going got me perplexed. 

(via Whose Old Babe is This? | Awesomely Luvvie)

I have SO many questions and not enough answers.

a. Who is he talmto on that phone? Is it his ride from the airport? Does the person know he’s showing up looking like a geriatric call girl who lost his weigh (yes weigh)?

2. Why is that bustier holding on for dear life? How did it even clip to begin with, especially since it clearly wasn’t made in his size? Those titanium clasps are like “HELL NAWL, WE WON’T GO!”

III. Is that a bodysuit? Does that shirt clasp at the crotch? I don’t know where it ends. Maybe it’s under the girdle. I’m confused. But that upside down muffin top he got going got me perplexed. 

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  1. brosninja reblogged this from luvvdivine and added:
    crying…
  2. ice-cream-convos said: I died a thousand deaths viewing this!
  3. domwilson reblogged this from luvvdivine
  4. blackladyblue said: The bustier is giving him a FUPA. :O
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