Watching the Olympics with my 18-year-old niece

  • My niece: Woah, that guy was awesome!
  • Me: He was!
  • My niece: Where's he from?
  • Me: The Netherlands.
  • My niece: Isn't that where Michael Jackson's house was?
  • Me:
  • My niece: Isn't it?
  • Me: Get out.